oh, sure, when SPIDERMAN leaps from rooftop to rooftop, performing death-defying extreme parkour stunts as he swings through the city, he’s “a hero” and “protecting the city”, but when i do it i’m “illegally trespassing on private property” and “a menace to society”, THAT’S how it is, huh,
peter parker said this in civilian clothing
yours is the only funny and correct addition to this post
January 16 2019, 10:52 AM
January 16 2019, 10:05 AM
me, talking about anything
January 15 2019, 08:34 PM
Sky Vodka Ad, my scan.
January 15 2019, 06:01 PM
I’m thinking about how we say “spill the tea” or just “tea” and how ppl used to say “spill the beans” like what if we just said “beans” when gossiping
“… and then she told me that he actually wasn’t at her house!”
“oh beans”
January 15 2019, 05:45 PM
fact: today is the 94th anniversary of the Boston Molasses Disaster
fact: today is the 98th anniversary of the Boston Molasses Disaster
fact: today is the 99th anniversary of the Boston Molasses Disaster
HAPPY CENTENNIAL, BOSTON MOLASSES DISASTER.
January 15 2019, 02:59 PM
*over the loudspeaker at ikea* FIRST BLOOD
i think if i, in the flesh, heard that in an ikea some primal part of me would break out and smash a norrnäs over the closest person’s head
January 15 2019, 01:06 PM
My brother was diagnosed with depression years before I was, and because of that he started therapy years before I did.
I still remember when I was a young teen and he was playing a Nirvana song and he stopped it at this one line: “I miss the comfort of being sad”
He told me that when you start to get better, there’s a part of you that misses being sad and that if you start feeling that way you have to be extra extra aware and careful because if you indulge the feeling you’ll go down a self-destructive spiral
And even though that was years and years ago, I think about it all the time. Especially when I’m reading discourse on the idea of getting so attached to mental illness as an identity that you don’t want to improve things because you feel safe in it and don’t know who you are without it
I always think of that line “I miss the comfort of being sad” and my brother’s warning
